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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.

Although 'Jesus' means 'Mexican First Name' in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

more like josé, i think 🤔 jesus's dad is more mexican first name, lmao