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[–] sploosh 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My problem with those is they push your junk up and out a bit. Sure, it makes your bulge huge but the edge of the hole into the pocket is always there on the underside of your sack. Like a steering wheel in my pants, it drives me nuts.

[–] Oaksey 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The steering wheel drives your nuts?

[–] tattletaletimes 3 points 8 months ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"

Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"