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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (7 children)

My wife buys men's razors, deodorant, and a bunch of other stuff. Many women's products are exploitative, expensive garbage.

[–] tattletaletimes 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Tried to convince my wife to buy men's razors. Was unsuccessful.

[–] AA5B 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Yet I’m annoyed because it was successful. Now I have razor cartridges all over the counter and no idea which is mine. I can see my shaver handle was used but don’t know if she used my blade or swapped cartridges, and which may be mine. Hell, I may not even know which handle is mine: how are they all out on the counter when mine is put away every time. Worst of all: I put the effort into stocking extra cartridges for my shaving needs so how are we always out and no one will let me know when they take the last one?

[–] supamanc 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So you'll eat her out, but sharing a razor is beyond the pale?

[–] capital 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I only use razors twice before tossing them since they dull pretty quickly. I can’t tell just by looking.

Not knowing how many times a particular cartridge was used would bother me. Wouldn’t be a yuck thing.

[–] Daft_ish 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nothing the guy before you said was explicitly thing, either. Two legs are 10x the surface area of a face. Though the hair might be thinner (the word might is doing some having lifting) it has surely been dulled by the time you're finished. A fresh razor can be the difference between a clean chin and razor burn all over your neck.

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