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Nothing the guy before you said was explicitly thing, either. Two legs are 10x the surface area of a face. Though the hair might be thinner (the word might is doing some having lifting) it has surely been dulled by the time you're finished. A fresh razor can be the difference between a clean chin and razor burn all over your neck.