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[–] Etterra 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Microplastics are the only guaranteed source of your daily dose of Vitamin P, as recommended by nobody and discouraged by the FDA.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Fake News: The FDA would never protect you from petrochem.

[–] thorbot 5 points 8 months ago

Good thing I only listen to the FDB