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[โ€“] VindictiveJudge 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm just a smartass. I don't think I can be desmartassified through sex, but I'm willing to try.

[โ€“] shneancy 6 points 10 months ago

just go and meet up with your local brat tamer :) and if you particularly worry about the "smart" part of "smartass" IQ degradation and bimbo/himbofication are both on the table!