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Guy who doesn’t question why ‘completed’ flat pack has a bunch of ‘extra’ parts, recently hired as Boeing engineer (chaser.com.au)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Local self-declared handyman James Davidson has been offered a job as a Boeing engineer after his amazing work attempting to put a flat-pack cupboard together and just assuming that the many left over parts are just the extra pieces they add sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Screws? Definitely.

Hinges? Maybe. Depends on how many there are in the whole thing.

Panels? Lol maybe read the directions next time.

[–] lemmyman 8 points 9 months ago

You're hired!

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