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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No one would expect a person who announces their full name everywhere they go to be a spy!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So I clearly can't choose the wine in front of me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

However, iocaine, like esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress and fugitive from the law Margot Robbie, comes from Australia. As everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So, I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.