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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

do you mean the gravity assisted wealth redistributor?
single-bladed billionaire shortener?
pulley operated monarchy foreshortener?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The poor-man's football ball maker?

The basket dyer (only dark red atm)?

The "totally-just-for-chopping-onions-in-half,-nothing-sus machine"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, the oversized cigar cutter