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Religious Cringe
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This is the official Lemmy for the r/ReligiousCringe***** subreddit. This is a community about poking fun at the religious fundamentalist's who take their religion a little bit too far. Here you will find religious content that is so outrageous and so cringeworthy that even someone who is mildly religious will cringe.
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All posts must contain religious cringe. All posts must be made from a religious person or must be showcasing some kind of religious bigotry. The only exception to this is rule 2
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Material about religious bigots made by non-bigots is only allowed from Friday-Sunday EST. In an effort to keep this community on the topic of religious cringe and bigotry we have decide to limit stuff like atheist memes to only the weekends.
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No Proselytizing. Proselytizing is defined as trying to convert someone to a particular religion or certain world view. Doing so will get you banned.
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Spammers and Trolls will be instantly banned. No exceptions.
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Dude, just go home and have a wank like a normal weirdo.
He most likely does and posting to social media is his way to pay penance and make himself feel superior to his peers.
He's gotta make sure you know the real villain!
It's not his wandering eyes, it's the immodest harlots not following rules.
I feel like I read something about plucking out wandering eyes... Hmm must be from some obscure atheist text.
Well that’s their mental back handspring with a twist they do: wandering eyes are sinful, and they are good Christians, they don’t want their eyes to wander because, again, they’re “good Christians.” So if they don’t want their eyes to wander, and god doesn’t want their eyes to wander, it’s the filthy harlots in their “immodest dress” that are the problem.
Not the religion that has brainwashed them into thinking human sexuality is perverse and made them have full on diarrhea mouth.
Per the usual, punish the sex thats simply daring to go out on public not wearing a burka. Its their fault this good man nearly,
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wanked.
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Yeah and god is abso-fucking-lutely beyond furious with me.
Or just jerk off before you go to the gym