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Israel says it is trying to 'flood' Gaza with aid (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 8 months ago by tibo to c/nottheonion

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[–] SarcasticMan 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Death, the greatest aid of all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess you can't starve if you're dead from a gunshot wound.

[–] SarcasticMan 6 points 8 months ago

You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.