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[–] Apeman42 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Ever seen Hearts of Darkness? Way better than Apocalypse Now."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I prefer the original Pork Lips Now. It’s about literal grocery clerks who send a literal errand boy to literally collect on a bill.

[–] aeronmelon 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, thanks for the recommendation though.

[–] Apeman42 5 points 9 months ago

I haven't either, lol. It's just a semi-related quote from the show Community.