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Alarm bells, chicken kid. Red flags!
Other person's basically admitting to a frequent loss of emotional control and being allowed to do it with/at their partner. I bet by week four of drama, chicken kid's constantly rolling eyes away from yet another outburst of attempted emotional manipulation and going to KFC.
You just described every middle school relationship
It's true what they say, though. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg. That's also true when it comes to properly breading chicken in preparation for deep frying, the secret ingredient is dipping the chicken in egg before coating with bread crumbs. And I think if we're all being honest with ourselves, the same can basically be said about relationships.
Are you saying I should dip my wife in egg wash and bread crumbs? That's a weird kink.
Hey don't knock someone else's yumm
I think they're saying you should dip your wife in egg before dipping in breadcrumbs.
Note: deep-fried spouse may be illegal in your jurisdiction
You bet....what?