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This is the best summary I could come up with:
A 62-year-old man from Germany has, against medical advice, been vaccinated 217 times against Covid, doctors report.
"We learned about his case via newspaper articles," Dr Kilian Schober, from the university's microbiology department, said.
Dr Schober said: "We were able to take blood samples ourselves when the man received a further vaccination during the study at his own insistence.
Evidence for 130 of the jabs was collected by the public prosecutor of the city of Magdeburg, who opened an investigation with the allegation of fraud, but no criminal charges were brought.
Messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA) vaccines work by showing the body's cells a bit of genetic code from the virus.
Dr Schober worried hyper-stimulating the immune system with repeated doses might have fatigued certain cells.
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