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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. (infosec.pub)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it's a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don't worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh god that's horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.