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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I check the heft and balance of sticks I throw for my dog, not because I'm an expert stickmaster, but because it's nice to know the weight and feel of something before I start swinging it around and throwing it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're an expert stickmaster in the eyes of your dog and that's all that counts.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am! She's always amazed that when she leaps for the stick in my hand I somehow manage to move it out of the way and she sails right by.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You must be some kind of magician!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Just an expert stickman... wait, is that right?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oooh, thanks for linking!