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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by devilish666 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Databases need tuning for your workload, and most people just think it’s a big box where you can dump anything you want and it will work. And then when it chokes on a terrible query they blame the DBA.

This makes DBAs very cranky.

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