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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

“We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”

A quote that will live on longer than most Palestinians.