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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ever try smoking a fatty?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn't remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.