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Ever try smoking a fatty?
I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.
Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something
Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn't remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.