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[–] EdibleFriend 156 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How about we eat CEO for dinner.

[–] AllonzeeLV 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

When exactly? When the sun rises in the west? When the very air we breathe makes us choke? When the crops completely fail and millions if not billions are starving from their fine work? When they're 30 feet deep in some luxury climate bunker designed to protect them from the consequences of their sociopathic greed?

[–] EdibleFriend 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Talked about this before but I'm at the point where I'm just waiting for a crowd I can blend into and have at least a small chance of getting away with it. If we start burning down places tomorrow...im fucking there.

yes, I admit, that makes me a coward in this but it is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Most people are cowards. That's why mob mentality is a thing.

[–] Jikal 5 points 9 months ago

If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I'd love it even more