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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/showerthoughts

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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and
can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I mean they have a system where you can long press one and get different versions of it, so you could fit a bunch of them together like piercings or grouping dildos with dicks. Because we also need the various skin tones and styles so everyone feels included.

[–] some_designer_dude 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big dicks, small dicks… Long-press for various skin tones and degrees of erectness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The longer you press, the longer it gets?