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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] jaybone 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But was it the pulling out part or the sleeping with his brothers wife part?

[–] Municipal0379 9 points 7 months ago

Spilling his seed on the floor. Can’t get them floors dirty!