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[–] Squeezer 153 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is America, sonny! You don't throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don't need more ammo!

[–] stjobe 17 points 9 months ago

"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition" ;)

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