this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd have busted a gut when someone actually revealed step 1.

It's brilliant. If it were real, anon deserves a handjob

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Fuck it. Even if it's not, feel free to give OP one!