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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] BackOnMyBS 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

  • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop's SUV.

  • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

  • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he's been hit.

  • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

  • Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

You can't make this shit up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the "situation". Needless to say he was fat rolling

[–] Anticorp 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  • Cop then insists he's been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

So... That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Afaik he was ridiculed so much by his buddies and other locals that he quit the job.