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I'll be damned if this river flows unopposed (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes
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[–] Anticorp 141 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They require ponds to live safely. They build dams which create ponds. Then they build little mound houses out of sticks and mud in the middle of the pond. The house only has underwater entrances. They can cut trees down and float them into the pond, where it is safer to eat. They're mostly aquatic mammals.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Suddenly the angry beavers makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I see you've met my ex wives.

[–] Dagnet 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So its not just the sound, got it

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

It's the sound that triggers an instinctual response.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Correlation, not necessarily causation.