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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] TrickDacy 5 points 9 months ago (8 children)

How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight

So life UHH... finds a way

[–] Strobelt 3 points 9 months ago

How to say you're a dolphin without saying you're a dolphin

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