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"Tom! The sign says 'Haircut and Shave $18'. So here's your eighteen dollars!"
"You're out of your fucking mind if you think all THAT (indicating the pile of hair the size of a Labrador at the base of the chair) is only gonna cost you eighteen bucks, Tony!"
"Come on, Tom. You're busting my balls here."
"Those squeaky smooth balls have doubled your cost, Tony, and be thankful for the price. There's not enough Benjamins in the tri-state area for me to shave that ass crack. For that, I suggest you go to Walgreens and buy a mirror and a trimmer, then break out your best yoga poses. And go ahead and pre-book the therapy session for after, Tony, cuz ya gonna need it!"