this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
848 points (97.6% liked)
Funny
6900 readers
1257 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
“I like to eat my ham,
it makes me feel like shmam.
Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?
But back to ham.
Did you know that an imam is a man
who leads prayers in a mosque?
What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?
Would that make you think of ham?
My name is Stan.
Ham”
You took the ham.