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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ok, I ate the onion on this one.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

That's because at least one CEO has said this exact statement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because I swear I’ve read similar statements. Ate the fuck out of this onion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

To be fair, this is like an expert-level difficulty onion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah got me too