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They had a paid break, right? (pawb.social)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (12 children)

What are you doing in assembly?

[–] herrvogel 65 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren't there before. All in a good night's work.

[–] Coreidan 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

That doesn’t sound like optimization.

[–] herrvogel 9 points 9 months ago

To you, maybe.

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