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Thong-wearing protesters bare their bums in opposition to calls for G-string ban (news.sky.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mr Grace first made his concerns known ... saying he had become distracted by women wearing triangle bikinis.

I'm distracted by their thighs, they should wear knee-length skirts. Oh no, now I'm horny looking at their toned calf. And ankles, let's not forget those sexy ankles.

You know what, maybe they should just be required to cover everything up, but their eyes. But then again, those curly, luscious lashes. Hmmm...

[–] ChokingHazard 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Better those who are offended gouge out their eyes than oppress others.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That’s the biblical way!