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Mortician Reheats Mug Of Coffee In Corner Of Oven During First Cremation Of Day (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's not like you throw the cup straight in though. Just open the door slightly and bring the mug close. The metal will conduct the heat well and considering that water has a pretty decent heat capacity it won't blow up instantly.