this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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[–] Poppa_Mo 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I would give all of my money to my (real) family then kill myself.

Not because I dislike Taylor Swift, she just has the complete opposite life I want. I do not like attention. I am not an extrovert. I despise people.

This is actually kind of a nightmare to think about lol.

[–] FenrirIII 27 points 9 months ago

If you woke up as her, with all her wealth, you could disappear. Change your hair, gain some weight, no makeup, and tour around Europe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

With her money, you can do whatever you want. That includes buying an island and employing trigger-happy security to ensure you enjoy your life of solitude.