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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (10 children)

That'd be me. I'm usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one's going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.

[–] CurlyMoustache -1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What if your friend is a vegan?

[–] Argonne 6 points 9 months ago

More for me, then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then they'd be up a dawn to absorb sunlight for sustenance.

[–] ikidd 5 points 9 months ago

Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they're vegan.

[–] CurlyMoustache 1 points 9 months ago

Ahhh, that vit D!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Peanut butter and jelly

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