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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] aggelalex 70 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Toxoplasmosis

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Weird name for a cat but ok.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We just call her Toxo for short.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

Like they don't already have it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dont think that transfers via saliva, and the cat likely isnt using it as a buttplug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They clean themselves with their tongue and they often get litter on themselves. The chances are t 100% but they are much too high for my taste

[–] jaybone 1 points 9 months ago

That’s a steamy meatball.

[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 9 months ago

Just a little extra seasoning