this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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[–] zxqwas 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Turns out you can make up any arbitrary distinctions and they just start existing. The question is if they severe any useful purpose.

I can make zodiac 2.0 exist by adding shoe size to distinguish between regular aquarius and aquarius without platypus (above EU 42 is with). So now the Zodiac 2.0 exists with the same predictive power as 1.0.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'm disappointed none of these are Github links

[–] jaybone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 9 months ago

Except no where near as fun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

zodiac 2.0

Already kind of a thing, since the constellations the zodiacs were based on have moved since they were "decided", and no longer match what people continue to use:
https://www.npr.org/2023/12/31/1222132825/checking-your-2024-horoscope-astronomy-explains-why-your-sign-might-have-changed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you predict for regular Aries this week?

[–] zxqwas 2 points 9 months ago

Exercise diligence when putting your shoes on, pay special attention to the laces or you will suffer great sorrow.