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Does this mean I can stop stuffing my face with olives now (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Checks pizza:

Flour crust, vegetable
Pepperoni, clean cooked protein
Olive Oil, probably

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Probably more like

-glyphosate adulterated with some flour, wilted veggies but who will notice once they are cooked.

-Old sandwich meat that has been returned, scrubbed, and re-mashed into pepperoni (my mom worked at a plant that actually did this)

-mixture of mostly palm and other oils, not guaranteed to be from plants and perfumed, branded as extra virgin olive oil for a markup over the same thing without perfume sold as vegetable oil.

Side note: fuck palm oil as much as fuck nestle.

Edit: why does formatting suck with every Lemmy app.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

two hamburgers for protein
iceberg lettuce for vegetables
cheese, more proteins
special sauce - vitamins
onions and pickles- veggies
bun with sesame seeds - more veggies

McD’s serves a complete Mediterranean meal and no one talks about that!