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Does this mean I can stop stuffing my face with olives now (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] FlyingSquid 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If eating olives makes you live longer, I'll just die young.

Yech.

[–] RGB3x3 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But olive oil is amazing.

I hate whole olives, but a great olive oil with bread is one of the essential joys in this world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think Doug Doug chugs olive oil, like full bottles of it, on streams sometimes

[–] stewsters 3 points 4 months ago

I think there is going to be a difference between chugging a bottle of oil and putting a light coating on some salad or veg.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 5 months ago

I'm okay with it as long as the taste isn't overpowering.

[–] Everythingispenguins 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Upon hearing your anti olive stance OPEC (Olive Producing European Countries) have decided to have you executed. Once again proving that eating olives increases your life expectancy.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 5 months ago

Worth it.