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this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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boss-of-armadildos
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phoneticmeow
I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream
phoneticmeow
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
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initiala
Killed ANOTHER FREAKING CANADIAN SOLDIER. How do they keep getting into my house?! Stop!!
initiala
It occurs to me that people might not know that this is another name for a maylfy. I am not being infiltrated by humans from Canada.
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guilty ghoul
move to nyc. eat balls all day
BAGELS [The message did not send properly]
real crispies
๐คจ
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guilty ghoul
BAGELS.
DISCORD ISN'T SENDING MY MESSAGES HELP
[doey ! and real krispies are typing...]
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kratt09
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
kratt09
thats not the word I meant to use
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How to put a baby down
Edit: I MEANT HOW TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP ๐
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Anonymous asked:
being mailed is enrichment for us girls
predstrogen answered:
good girls get USPS and bad girls get fedex to dump them in a ditch
predestrogen
Anonymous asked:
MAULED fuck
GET IN THE ENVELOPE.
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
dishsaop
SISYPHUS. FUCKING AUTOCORRECT.
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dartagnanromance
fuck algebra i don't need it just give me a dead body and i'll figure it out from there
dartagnanromance
i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major
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cuuno-moved
sonic the lesbian is a hedghog
cuuno-moved
wait i fucked it up.
cuuno-moved
guys stop reblogging this.
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infectiouspiss
they should invent joints that don't hurt
infectiouspiss
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Anonymous asked:
so, like, what do you think about chihuahuas???
actuallycuteanimals answered:
They are a lovely and very underrated fish
wAIT
DOG.
I MEANT DOG
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conzoop
roomate reminded me how good Hole is
conzoop
the band the band the band the grunge band with frontwoman Courtney Love the BAND THE BAND THE BANDTHEBAND THE BAND TH
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toskarin
the oedipal task of doing the dishes
toskarin
SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN
one hour into writing this and I'm taking a break