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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] _Sprite 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Carry bleach filled syringes onto the metro?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, what? Don’t be creepy about it. Just snap their picture and run it through pimeyes to find their address and live in their walls for a few years to observe their schedule and fears. Maybe replace all of their clothes with identical versions a single size larger and put an irritant in their bodywash to give them reason to question whether they’ve dropped weight due to a terminal illness, then complete their existence as they sleep and, as hard as it may be, platonically collect their eyelashes for your album. Just don’t be creepy.

[–] SpaceNoodle 19 points 9 months ago

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