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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] _Sprite 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Carry bleach filled syringes onto the metro?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, what? Don’t be creepy about it. Just snap their picture and run it through pimeyes to find their address and live in their walls for a few years to observe their schedule and fears. Maybe replace all of their clothes with identical versions a single size larger and put an irritant in their bodywash to give them reason to question whether they’ve dropped weight due to a terminal illness, then complete their existence as they sleep and, as hard as it may be, platonically collect their eyelashes for your album. Just don’t be creepy.

[–] SpaceNoodle 19 points 11 months ago

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