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Jordan Peterson Crying Two Minutes Into Debate With Elmo (hard-drive.net)

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[–] humorlessrepost 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Elmo is just a little monster and sometimes Elmo forgets to clean up because Elmo is busy learning, playing, and making new friends. Elmo thinks it's important to have fun and be happy too. Elmo tries to clean up, but sometimes Elmo needs a little help. Maybe we can clean up together! What do you think, Mr. Peterson?

[–] RadicalEagle 5 points 11 months ago

incoherent sobbing

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