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New images reveal what Neptune and Uranus really look like::Neptune is fondly known for being a rich blue, and Uranus green—but a new study has revealed that the two ice giants are actually far closer in color than typically thought.

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[–] niktemadur 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"We need ten painters to train as astronauts."
"Why not get ten astronauts, then train them to use paint?"
"How about you shut the fuck up instead?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

launches into tirade about all the specific details about painting that astronauts wouldn't know off the top of their heads

...

"Literally tell me what a Hohmann transfer is. I'll give you a full day, you can research, meditate, whatever you want. If after that you can describe it to me accurately then I'll concede that maybe we can train you to be an astronaut, you salt of the earth motherfucker."