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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (34 children)

OK I'll be the one to go against the grain in these comments. I am a nearly 40 year old man and I would bang a hot college girl in an instant. I can't help that.

[–] Delphia 73 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Theres also a YAWNING FUCKING CHASM between "Yes, If I were single I would really like to have a woman almost half my age find me sexually attractive enough to fuck me" and going out of your way to try and make it happen.

Also, like none of those 35yo women ever went and flicked the bean after watching the 20yo who mows their lawn go shirtless in summer.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Oh for sure. I wouldn't want to be a creepy guy to a young person. But the other comments were all like "I'm not even attracted to young beautiful women"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not even attracted to young beautiful women

Depends entirely on how old the person saying it is which is will vary wildly from commenter to commenter.

No because 18-year-olds are kids. I'm not even close to 40 and I think 18-year-olds are kids (especially from an emotional maturity perspective). 20s would be like the absolute youngest.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 7 months ago

I'm in my 40s and I'm in a college town and I honestly can't tell whether I'm looking at a college student or a high school student half the time.

In terms of basic aesthetics, I can appreciate the beauty of an 18-year-old, but I can appreciate the beauty of a 5-year-old in an aesthetic sense. Sexually, they look way too young to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

PC-pissing contest for 30-somethings. It's a trend.

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