A shorter version of my latest column
-Hayes Brown, Bluesky
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Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift's plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
see? This is why I've never believed shits like Al Gore or anyone like him. They keep saying the end of the world will be at whatever time because of global warming, and then that time passes and we're still here.
Al Gore said there wouldn't be any ice in the polar regions by 2013. And we've passed a few more predictions that didn't happen regarding climate change since then as well.
If the sea levels are going to rise as much as the shitlibs say they will, why are there new houses being build on beachfronts all the time?
Obviously something weird is going on with the weather and the climate, but no one can find any objective information about climate change because most outlets are either funded by the oil companies or they're funded by groups that want us all to eat bugs and live in tiny houses while they fly around in private jets dozens of times a day.
THERE EXISTS OBJECTIVE FUCKING INFORMATION