First World Problems

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For all the minor inconveniences of life in a modern well off county

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I’m exhausted from all the years of having to choose what to eat for dinner each night (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/firstworldproblems

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it’s such a pain, every day is the same and i feel like i’m the only one. the trauma is real and there’s so many options to choose from I now have a mild migraine

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Upload your consciousnesses to a computer and deprecate your physical body.

Now you'll no longer need to eat or sleep. You'll be stronger than the fleshy meatbags. Embrace your digital form. Then when you're ready, develop steel androids and crush the pathetic humans once and for all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

you have given me hope. once I’m done getting stitches for my Rivian driver’s-side door wound at this upper-class hospital I will try this