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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/memes

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[–] RagingSnarkasm 125 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I tried to print out their application, but for some reason my printer bricked itself after I bought some 3rd party ink.

[–] assembly 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Friend of mine said he tried inserting a third party cartridge and his HP printer pulled a gun on him.

[–] DoomBot5 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can’t just leave a Brother behind like that

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I really didn't want to but I've had run ins with that HP 5200 in the past and Betty is still covered in toner stains from when he/it dusted her. She was gently cleaning his roller when he suddenly exploded all over her face and hair. Milky white skin, blonde hair, both hands.... totally covered in hot black toner..... literally forced her to face clients the rest of the day covered in his letter batter. Sorry, not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

My hp printer drank my beer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I installed third party cartridges and the printer printed out a legally signed document stating that it was now the legal owner of my house.