Dad Jokes

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O," he replied.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I think this is the first time I've guessed the punchline to a new joke on my own. I feel so proud. So empty. Still proud, though

[–] __little_omega 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How can you be empty if you're "full of pride"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s like buying a loot box, you get that sense of pride and accomplishment but it’s meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Exactly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Many bags

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