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[–] kromem 160 points 10 months ago (3 children)

More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they "trust their immune system" and simultaneously don't believe in the zombie hoax.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

[–] GhostFence 5 points 10 months ago

Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA---BRAAAAAAAINS

[–] x4740N 13 points 10 months ago

Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Nadine isn't a zombie, she just likes biting! Don't you dare kink shame her!!!