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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you prove you're not a zombie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔